Birthday Transplants: You Know You Want One!

Dear Consumer,
Remember when you were just a wee one, how your birthdays were really something special? 
Remember your last birthday?  It really sucked, didn't it?
WE CAN GIVE YOU BACK THE WONDERFUL BIRTHDAYS YOU DESERVE!
Yes, figtree & friends' ingenious R&D department has discovered an amazing technology than can actually TRANSPLANT a fun, rejuvenating, memorable birthday, much as doctors can give you a kidney transplan. 
Do you have any questions about this technology/service?  Is it something you would be interested in trying out for yourself?